MOOT Email Tag Lines|
(Feel free to use these in your emails)
"Does This Bike Make My Butt Look Fast?"
"Give A Hoot...Be A MOOT"
"My Other Bike Is A Magna Too"
"You ain't gotta thang if you ain't got that swang"
"By law a Texan by the grace of God a Moot'ster"
"I Used To Have A Handle On Life But It Broke"
"4 cylinders are fast...2 cylinders are HALF fast"
"It's a MOOT point"
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's
safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs".
"Get On Shut Up And Hold Tight"
"It ain't braggin' if you back it up"
"A good day working is still worse than a bad day riding"
"If It Ain't RICE It Ain't RIGHT"
Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Midnight Bugs taste Best
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench
If you're a complainer, ride at the back of the pack so you won't contaminate the rest of the group.
Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
The size of the PISTON don't tell you nothin' about the DEPTH of the stroke.
Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
If it take more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it's probably crucial.
Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
A good rider has balance, judgement, and good timing. So does a good lover.
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride.
A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
Work to ride - Ride to work.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
Two lane blacktop isn't a highway - its an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe it does.
A biker can smell a party 5000 miles away.
Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.
A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
People are like Motorcycles, each is customized a bit differently.
More races were won in the tavern than on the track.
Never loan your bike to someone else, and never ride another's.
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
Good coffee should be indistinquishable from 50 weight motor oil.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
Beware the biker whose ink peels off.
New leather don't smell right.
When you're riding lead--don't spit.
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.
Catchin a June bug @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
Theres something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.
If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.
If you can't get it goin with bungee cords and electricians tape-it's serious.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.
There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old drunk bikers.
We don't need no steenkin' weekend warriors.
You can forget what you do for a livin when your knees are in the breeze.
No matter what marque you ride, it's all the same wind.
A bad day of riding is still better then a good day of fishing.
It's not what you ride! It's that you RIDE!
Ride it like you stole it!
It's a bird, it's a plane, IT'S MOOTSTERMAN!!!!!
Loud Don't Mean Fast!
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